How the mighty have fallen.
Basically, Lady Gaga’s new single Applause is bombing. And the Mother of Annoying is about to have a nervous meltdown. So, what do you do as Gaga when things don’t go your way?! You ask your Little Fuckers for help. Gaga tweeted last Tuesday this cry for help: the fan with the most purchases of the single will win a meet-and-greet with the cult leader.
Well, the Gaga army didn’t waist any time and went to work. Unfortunately, some took Gaga’s call a bit too far. It seems there are now fans out there who are prostituting their mouths for single purchases.
On Craigslist these two ads appeared:
It’s official now. Lady Gaga’s fans are even crazier than Gaga herself. And that says a lot.
