An Italian court has convicted the fashion couple of tax evasion.
I can already see the two divas knitting authentic Sicilian wicker pants for their in olive oil greased gorilla cellmates. Okay, back to reality.
Fact is that even though Dolce and Gabbana got a sentence of one year and eight months the chances that they will actually end up in prison are close to zero. Apparently under Italian law anything less than three years will not result in automatic jail time but in a lame ass house arrest. Adding to that the designers also have the right to appeal the verdict twice.
Keeping in mind that the Italian judicial system is slower than a 90-year-old’s erection, Dolce and Gabbana have a better chance of dying a natural death than actually getting a final verdict. In the mean time websites like this one will have something to write about.
