Knit your own boyfriend!
Ladies and queens, no need to be lonely anymore. Your perfect man is in reach. All you have to do is buy this book and knit the man of your dreams. Knit Your Own Boyfriend by Carol Meldrum is the latest self-help book for anyone who is in need of some loving.
Knit Your Own Boyfriend gives step-by-step instructions on how to knit a fireman, chef, doctor, policeman, rock star, surfer, and explorer. Since this is the handbook for the perfect male I’m missing the option “billionaire who looks like Henry Cavill”.
Anyway, you can also decide on the height, build, colour and hair of your new lover. Once again, I’m missing something here. I’ll let you guess what that is.
